1. "Never anger anyone alone with your food." — u/Chrisus 3.
"Click your fingers at the staff." — u/BobbyDlish 5. "You shouldn't loudly berate the server for something that isn't under their control.
" — u/lazyfacejerk 7. "Depending on how bad the screw-up is, complain about my food. Burnt bun for a burger that overpowers the flavor? I'll ask for a different bun.
Forget to remove the pickle and tomato? I'll pick it off." — rmcullen 9. "Take your shoes off.
" — u/TheLearndAstronomer 11. "Talk loudly on your cell phone." — u/lovecats91 13.
"Clip your fingernails. The table is never the place to do such a thing. I've seen this more times than I'd like to admit.
It is disgusting!" — u/softandsquishy 15. "Put your dog on your lap at the table. I'm all for dog-friendly outdoor dining, but keep your dog controlled and on the ground, please.
" — u/13_sloths 17. "Fart loudly because you're convinced it's that moment that it's loud enough to rip one, because guess what, it's not. Source: learned from experience.
" — u/Samnafez 19. "If it's a very nice and expensive restaurant, leave your screaming kids at home. Don't tell us you can afford a $150 plus dinner for two but can't afford a babysitter.
People are out at expensive restaurants for lots of reasons. To celebrate anniversaries, divorces, birthdays, and promotions, or maybe they are there to propose. The last thing anyone wants is kids screaming and crying the whole time.
" —Jesse from Michigan Restaurant workers, w.
