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Whether you live in Cell Block 9, the UK, or simply work a high-risk job where sharp objects pose a hazard, this lightweight, water- and stab-proof jacket is designed to keep you warm, dry and alive. If you've ever wondered to yourself, "Sure, my current rain jacket is waterproof, but is it about stab-proof?" then Armor-Tex has the item of apparel for you. This incredibly tough textile garment promises not only to shield you from a downpour but also from any unsolicited stabbings that you may encounter on a casual stroll through a questionable neighborhood.

Of course, Armor-Tex isn't just for the UK, where the daily forecast consists of a 90% chance of rain and 0.01% chance of stabbing. Its modular design is also perfect for high-risk occupations where one may be often exposed to sharp objects, like your local prison yard or a Black Friday sale at Walmart.



Sure, some may think that wearing a stab-proof jacket is excessive, but those are the same people who ask to charge their phone with your generator when the neighborhood power is out. Whether you're navigating the ever-increasingly dangerous world of urban commuting or merely a carpenter with terrible nail gun aim, Armor-Tex's weather-repelling jacket with a stab-proof vest has you covered – literally. But in all seriousness, knife-related crime has been on the rise over the last decade in nearly every country.

Statistics from the show 9,783 people died of stabbings in 2021 in South Africa and 1.33% of recorded deaths the.

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