I’m not going to sugarcoat it: This season of RHONY is light on drama, theatrics, and pyrotechnics. But after this episode, I don’t really mind. I fully enjoyed the hour, not because there was fighting and chaos, but because we got some insight into several of the women’s personal lives.
We got an art event, we got a fancy cocktail launch, we got fashions, and we got some sob stories. I don’t know that’s plenty of action for me on a Tuesday night. (Particularly this Tuesday night.
) The first thing that fascinates me is Racquel. Well, it’s not even Racquel. For the second week in a row she has worn a garment that neither science nor magic can fully explain.
When she takes her hottie fiancée Mel to an art show, Racquel is wearing a puffer jacket. Wait, I take it back. She is wearing the idea of a puffer jacket, but that jacket has puffed on, I don’t know, maybe the devil’s lettuce, maybe a little bit of Tina, because it is not behaving like a jacket.
It has sleeves, but Racquel’s arms are not in them. So it has holes for the sleeves, but also sleeves? And what is up with the neck? It’s like a wrap-around that is big enough to contain several heads. Is this a jacket that is made for two, which is why it has both sleeves and holes? Wait, is this a couple’s sleeping bag that Racquel fashioned into a puffer? I am so confused, but also, I don’t know, into it maybe? I am also very into Mel.
If lesbians wanted to have sex with men, I swear I would be bisexual.
