To sum up last night's Season 14 premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , here is a photo of a woman on the edge, ready to take down anyone in her path: So how did we get here? Well, let's start at the beginning. We return to Beverly Hills to a Garcelle who is booked and busy, a Sutton who is the self-proclaimed queen of surrealism, and an Erika who doesn't want to get leg makeup on expensive furniture. All is right in the world.
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Dorit and PK have separated !! According to Dorit, PK is an alcoholic, and, according to PK, he got sober and realized Dorit doesn't know how to listen. But that's not even the real drama of the season..
. Dorit after separating from PK #RHOBH pic.twitter.
com/HexDJSt3rX The real Real Housewives drama is that Dorit and Kyle are still very much not friends!!! How bad is their friendship doing right now, you ask? Well...
DORIT IS HANGING OUT WITH KATHY. So, yeah, things are bad. This is how we first see Kathy Hilton back on #RHOBH pic.
twitter.com/ppA0ZSTMq7 The whole (mostly uneventful) episode leads to the headline of the night and the season: A confrontation between Dorit and Kyle at Sutton's Surrealist Ball.* *What is a Surrealist Ball? A butterfly-decorated bar, three women dancing in a mostly empty pool, and a musical performer who is not Morgan Wade.
As two former Best Friends Forever face each other, we get a good look at our contenders: Kyle, who still won't admit she was romantically involved with Morgan , and Dorit, who kn.