Christmas is my favorite holiday. One reason is that I love to hear carols and other seasonal songs. I love to sing them, too.
But this presents a problem as I have a tin ear, no sense of rhythm and cannot carry a tune in the proverbial bucket. However, because all is forgiven at this time of year, I am allowed to sing — even in public. Here are some of my favorite carols and seasonal songs — retitled.
Remember if you peek at the answers before trying to decipher all the titles, Santa will know that you have been naughty. 1. The Apartment of Two Psychiatrists.
2. Sir Lancelot with Laryngitis. 3.
a b c d e f g h i j k m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. 4. Present Me Naught But Dual Incisors for This Festive Yuletide.
5. The Smog-Less Bewitching Hour Arrived. 6.
Exuberation to This Orb. 7. 288 Yuletide Hours.
8. Do You Perceive the Same Longitudinal Pressure Which Stimulated My Auditory Sense Organs? 9. Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration.
10. Far Back In the Hay Bin. 11.
Leave and Do an Elevated Broadcast. 12. That Exiguous Hamlet South of the Holy City.
13. Behold! I Envisioned a Trio of Nautical Vessels. 14.
Listen, the Winged Heavenly Messengers Are Proclaiming Tunefully. 15. A Joyful Song Relative to Hollow Metallic Vessels Which Vibrate and Bring Forth a Ringing Sound When Struck.
16. As the Guardians of Little Woolly Animals Protected Their Charges in the Shadows of the Earth. 17.
Frozen Precipitation Commence. 18. Query Regarding Identity of Descendent.
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