The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was long defined by Kyle Richards and her aspirational marriage, one of the few seemingly unaffected by the curse that has doomed so many cast members who have gotten divorced while on the show. Now, she’s estranged from her husband as she discovers a late-in-life lesbianism ( allegedly..
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The entire cast is single and ready to mingle—and more importantly, ready to fight to the death. Okay, this is Beverly Hills. They’re simply arguing in person instead of confessionals, and I’ll take it.
The growing pains of last season are in the rearview—although the horrific Selling Sunset music sadly seems here to stay—and things are looking up. Finally, Chucky star Jennifer Tilly has joined the show in an official role, ready to show off her demonic, dolled-up persona. It’s Sutton’s fifth year on the show, so it’s only fair we finally dive into her world of kooky friends.
It’s the least she deserves after four years of getting thrown off cliffs. Sutton has survived some hellish hazing and is basking in all her glory, hosting a Surrealist Ball for all the ladies to fight in style. Sutton and Kyle have rekindled because Sutton’s urge to send Kyle online shopping links outweighed her desire to bully her, and for that, we’re all grateful.
Unite in the commonality.
