Social Life I hang out with my friends at the park, and we play ball. Going Out I like to eat (croissants/ tortillas ) at the Internet café and drink ( sangria /vin chaud) at the discothèque! Healthy Habits I eat (paella/ apples ) every day. When my throat hurts, I go to the (hospital/ back of the garden ).
Daily Routine This is my daily routine: My Style I am passionate about fashion! (Therefore/ However ), I wear fedoras and flared jeans under my skirt. Modern Politics I am (worried/ excited ) about the Falklands war, and I (dream/ am afraid ) of a royal wedding, just like Prince Charles and Diana! Shopping What is in the shop window? Maps and Directions Please select the correct word from this list and fill in the blanks: behind, near, below, next to, above, opposite, right My house is ______ the shops, ______ the metro, ______ the bakery, ______ the bus stop, to the ______ of the park, ______ the bridge, and ______ the sky. More Humor and Cartoons I knew I shouldn’t tell Hannibal Lecter about my personal life .
Icebreakers for elevator rides . Mistakes I made between 7:30 and 7:55 this morning . Text messages to which I will never receive a response .
Fight the power! Brought to you by the power . Some feedback on my kidnapper’s ransom note . Enter the Cartoon Caption Contest for a chance to appear in the magazine.
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