In her latest skit, comedian Mammito delves into the complexities of dating and marriage, humorously asserting that while dating is tough, marriage is even tougher. “Marriage is a beautiful thing, but it’s hard to grasp fully. You get the certificate before you’ve had any training—nothing to prepare you.
That’s why many marriages fail, in my opinion. I think something needs to change,” she joked. CHECK OUT: Mammito also touched on her experiences in the dating world, including her ventures into relationships with white men.
She humorously described her challenges with language barriers: “I can’t argue in English because I’m always translating—translating from sheng or Kikuyu. If you hear me say ‘ahe eh,’ just know I’m buffering.” She recounted her difficulties with arguments, saying, “Arguing was tough.
He would make me mad, and when people asked what happened, I’d say, ‘It’s this one, ana nini, ameni kiria,’” she laughed, prompting chuckles from her audience. Mammito continued with her story, noting, “White people can be tricky with their open-mindedness. They’d ask, ‘Baby, are you open-minded?’ And I’d think, ‘What’s that? Jamani Wanjiru, I will never open my mind again!’” ALSO CHECK OUT: She also expressed her discomfort with some of the cultural differences, questioning, “Why should you suck someone’s toes? Mwah mwah—have you seen our roads? Have you seen that pothole? Seriously, for a visa?” Mammito, known for her private nature, has piqued her fans’ curiosity with these candid revelations about her personal life.
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