That said, journalistic integrity compels us to note that pickup lines are inherently cringey , and even using a cute one is a high-risk, high-reward endeavor. Here at BuzzFeed, we believe a successful pickup line should be 1) cute and/or clever, 2) delivered with self-awareness, and 3) not an overt sexual come-on — don't be gross! Now get out there and get cuffed. 2.
Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. 3. "Are you a donut? Cuz you’re all curves and sugar baby.
" — cutegem63 4. "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see." — grouchymule821 5.
"No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention." 6. "My friends bet me I wouldn't talk to the prettiest girl in the bar.
Can I buy you a drink with their money?" — Outlander56 7. "Do you like my shirt? It's made of boy/girlfriend/partner/lover material." — youdidntsee_anything 8.
"You look so familiar...
didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry." — u/sirePURPLE 10. "I would ask if you wanna see a movie with me, but I'm not allowed to bring in snacks.
" — JKKillar_ 11. "Hi, I'm writing a report on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could use you as an example..
." — u/DokterManhattan 12. Are you asthma? Because looking at you is giving me respiratory distress.
13. "Hey, can you help me? I think my phone is broken. Your number's not in it.
" — u/anonymous 14. My sudden cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you. 15.
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber." — u/jordanlasso 16. "You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mom.
" — youdidntsee_anything 18. "Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you." — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 19.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9, and I am the 1 you need." — u/Devi-L 20. "Girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause dam.
" — u/mattonmc 21. I’m writing an article about the wonders of the world, and I’d like to interview you. 22.
"My name's (Your Name) but you can call me anytime." — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 23. I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
24. All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't. 26.
Excuse me while I delete my dating apps. 27. "I hear you're good at algebra.
Can you replace my x without asking y?" — youdidntsee_anything 28. "Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack." — simonebaldwin171 29.
"Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAM." — u/badassspaceman 30. ".
com here often?" — @Ckandrew14 31. "If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar." — u/ReferencesCartoons 32.
Your smile must be a black hole; nothing can escape its pull. 34. "Should I call you tomorrow or just roll over?" — u/anonymous 35.
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you. 36. "I think you dropped something.
..your standards.
Hey, nice to meet you!" — u/Mangoshark69 37. I'm not even playing cards, but somehow I pulled a Queen. 38.
"Have you got any raisins? Well, then how about a date?" — u/Pumpkin1992 39. "Hey Hun, you Solo?" — @PuckNorris73 40. "Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.
" — u/Stubbedtoe33 42. You must be a dog person because you look fetching. 43.
I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies. 44. I'm lost.
Can you give me directions to your heart? 45. "I should complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." — youdidntsee_anything 46.
"I'm going outside for a moment. Mind holding this for me? (holds out hand)." — u/lncinerate 47.
Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here. 48. "Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?" — youdidntsee_anything 50. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. 51.
"I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together." — kagome423 52. "I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
" — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 53. "Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me think I should take you out." — youdidntsee_anything 54.
How can I plan our wedding without having your number? 55. "Oh..
.wow." "In grad school, I walked up to a guy and asked if I could sit across from him.
He looked up and said, 'Oh...
wow.' It was awkward and funny but so flattering. He became my boyfriend.
Next year, we will be married 16 years." — ughstop 56. "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
" — u/anonymous 58. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "Corny alert." — floatinggamer61 59.
What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date. 60. "Hey girl, do you like Pokémon? 'Cause I would love to get a Pikachu!" — u/TheRealNinjaMike 61.
Hey, how was heaven when you left it? 62. Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist? 63. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
64. "My gosh! I forgot my number. Can I have yours?" — floatinggamer61 66.
When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text? 67. Wanna be Minecraft without the craft? 68. "Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out!" — u/Lostmydickinawar 69.
Are you lighnting? Because you're McQueen. 70. "Are you a carbon sample? Because I'd date you.
" — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 71. Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams. 72.
"Are you Google? Because you are everything I'm searching for." — u/Snow_Rain 74. "Excuse me, you owe me a drink.
Because when I saw you, I dropped mine." — youdidntsee_anything 75. "Hi, my name's Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?" — @Roybq 76. "It's like I'm an impatient archeologist and you're a newly found fossil, because I can't wait to date you." — u/TranSpyre 77.
Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape? 78. Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you I pictured our Dreamhouse.
79. "You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill." — u/sirePURPLE 80.
You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here. 82. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you were near so I could stare at you longer.
" — u/anonymous 83. Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you. 84.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 85. "You must be made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe.
" — u/im_not_sane 86. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me. 87.
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? 88. "Do you have the time? The time for me to write down your number?" — trestertaylor 90. "I’m planning on boycotting Trip Advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1.
" — laurosaurus 91. There must be something wrong with my eyes — I can't seem to take them off of you. 92.
I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it? 93. "Holy shit, dude.
Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?" — mitchellthemuppet 94. "Are you https? Because without you I'm ://" — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 95. Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.
96. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you. 98.
Are you a loan? You've got my interest. 99. "Are you made entirely of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're BeAuTi-ful.
" — im_dead_inside_taylors_version 100. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? 101. "We're both made of atoms, let's bond.
" — @Mmahone 102. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
103. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night? 104. "Are you fireworks? Because you're stunning and light up my sky.
" For a platonic pickup line, add, "But I don't want you anywhere near my genitals." — im_dead_inside_taylors_version This article contains content compiled by Elena Hernandez..
