1. Everyone's parents opening up their computer browser, seeing this, and just saying "looks good to me": Shout out Bonzi Buddy. 2.
Having a whole-ass desktop computer in your kitchen that the entire family used: Very chill sitch. 3. A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob looking like this: If you had this as your MySpace profile pic, it meant you once almost smoked a cigarette.
4. And like this: If you had this as your MySpace pic, it meant you once listened to Something Corporate. 5.
Going into the grocery store and seeing tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt: Look at that all that goop, folks. 6. Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer: Steve Jobs' vision: finally realized.
7. Every dad on the planet carrying around a little leather BDSM case for their flip-phone: Maximum protection. 8.
That absolutely terrifying Honeycomb mascot being shoved in our faces: Chills. 9. This particular type of floor being in every single fast food restaurant: I can hear my shoes on the sticky surface right now.
10. Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a two-inch screen: The future is..
.TWO INCHES! 11. Constantly quoting that one Bill O'Reilly video wherein he swears: If you knew this video and could quote Anchorman, you were the coolest kid in school.
12. Every single corporate logo looking like this: Very, very odd. 13.
Everyone having these purses th.
