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I think I'll start things off with a tangent: You know who's kind of terrifying the more I think about him? Lefty. You folks know Lefty, right? The dead-eyed, palm-faced mascot for the "Helper" series of boxed foods. We're talking Hamburger Helper, Chicken Helper and .

.. help us all .



.. Tuna Helper.

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