I t was the year of brats and Trumps; of the supposed death of trainers and rise of ballet pumps; of things can only get better but (checks notes) they seem to have got worse again. The floral mididress left the stage once and for all, replaced by skirts and tops — not exactly groundbreaking, but crucial should you wish to remain au courant. Did you wear a BBJ (that’s a big bomber jacket) or a BSJ (brown suede jacket — do keep up), and do your jeans now come with a banana-bend in each leg like Sienna’s for M&S? Come to think of it, did you even pay for your own clothes this year or did you find a kind sponsor? Jump aboard for our whiplash-inducing sleigh ride through the fashion moments of the past 12 months .
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