Comedian Whitney Cummings skewered CNN and its rating numbers during the network’s “New Year’s Eve Live” special from Times Square on Tuesday night. In fact, Cummings was shocked at points throughout her approximately 4-minute that CNN did not cut to commercial. “The 2024 election fried our brains.
The Democrats couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright,” she said in an obvious reference to President . “Are we still rolling? Am I off?” Cummings asked CNN co-hosts and Andy Cohen. “Go for it!” Cohen exhorted her.
“It was amazing that the pro-choice party didn’t give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate,” Cummings continued. “ was forced on us so hard you’d think she was patented by Pfizer or Moderna, whichever one.” 🚨 LMAO! Comedian Whitney Cummings is absolutely ROASTING Kamala Harris and CNN.
.. while on CNN 🤣🔥 “Kamala was forced on us so hard you’d think she was patented by Pfizer!” “I’m now playing like 3,000 seat theaters, which is about the viewership of CNN these days.
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— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) “Oh God, Andy just gave me a very scary look,” she said. Pharmaceutical companies like and Moderna tend to be among the on network television and beyond, so Cummings seemed genuinely surprised she got away with her joke. Cohen appeared not too fazed and encouraged Cummings to continue her set.
Cummings closed out her 2024 roast, saying, “Since we only .
