Life driving funny r/AskUK ‘What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard someone say on a speed awareness course?’ 25 comments that will bring you screeching to a halt Karen Dickinson . Updated October 4th, 2024 Share Tweet If you’ve ever been on a speed awareness course, you’ll know it’s strangely like being back in school. Everyone falls into the familiar role they took in class: the clown, the nerd, the back-of-the-room gigglers, and, of course, the mouthy blowhard who loves to talk back.
Over on Reddit forum AskUK , user FrankSarcasm asked ‘What’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard said by a fellow participant in a speed awareness course?’ and followed it up with their own example...
Today a fellow participant shared his tip to quickly get rid of tailgaters by accelerating and braking at the same time. They hadn’t quite read the room. And there were plenty of folks with examples of comments from people similarly lacking in both contrition and self-awareness.
1. ‘I was in a Zoom speed awareness course last month and one woman wouldn’t stop going on about how she had a convertible sports car so it’s really easy to speed and she didn’t mean to. Every time she opened her mouth she said something about her convertible sports car.
’ – BigNastyNugz 2. ‘Instructor doing some small talk, asking how long the journey home is for everyone. Guy said ’45 minutes, but I’ll do it it half an hour’.
’ – propernorty 3. ‘In answer to the question wh.