Psst, grandmas. Yeah, you. Not you young ones still in your 40s or early 50s.

I’m looking to chat with grandmas who vividly remember the 1960s and ‘70s, who attended the dances and glided across the floor with the high school hunk to the tune of “Unchained Melody.” My question is this: What do you think of those dresses your granddaughters wear to homecoming dances? Every homecoming photo I’ve seen features beautiful young girls wearing dresses molded to their bodies and barely covering their derrières. Most have no sleeves and lack enough material to completely cover their bosoms.

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