Stock image. Photo: Getty We are living through an algorithmically-organised age of natural wine and dating apps – at least, you are if you’re a “zillennial” (the cusp between Gen Z and millenial), like me. Let me paint you a picture: we all know at least one polyamorous person who only wears vintage designer clothes and who somehow knows every niche wine bar.

You’ll find them DJ-ing the odd flat party and you’ll never get a response on Hinge, just this “prompt” on their dating profile: “Looking for a chill gal who’s after some casual fun.” Join the Irish Independent WhatsApp channel Stay up to date with all the latest news.