Megan Boni, known on the internet as Girl On Couch, uploaded a video to TikTok in April that delivered quite the message: “I’m looking for a man in finance. Trust fund, 6′5′′, blue eyes.” Alongside the video, Boni added: “Can someone make this into an actual song?” She didn’t have long to wait.
Her words wound up becoming the lyrics of a host of remixes (even David Guetta put out a version ) confirming that the “finance bro” has become one of the summer’s hottest ISOs. Can someone make this into an actual song plz just for funzies Even the Microsoft 365 team has been quick to remind the world of the advantages of dating such men. “We just KNOW they’re all proficient in Excel,” they said from the company’s official TikTok account, in the comment section of a video immortalizing a flash mob in which dancers dressed as Wolf of Wall Street aspirants danced to the rhythm of a Girl On Couch remix.
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and this song is EVERYwhere @Girl On Couch #flashmob #london Girl On Couch’s words are now being heralded through the United States as the basis for “the song of the summer” (though such titles are highly subjective and fervently disputed), but she herself has clarified that the remarks were satiric, a parody of how complicated it is finding a partner in the age of dating apps and of the fatigue that has sprung up around such searches. But the allure of powerful-looking men in suits, endowed with a classic brand of masculinity — fo.