Fellow patriots, it is truly sad to watch the horrible, cheating DEMONRATS gathered in the war-torn, third-world city of Chicago celebrating their Marxist, communist, Maoist, socialist, Leninist, pinko-revolutionary presidential candidate COMRADE Crazy Kooky Kamala. Nobody is watching this gross, very anti-American display, and all the enormous crowds there and everywhere she goes are TOTALLY FAKE. , folks.

They call it “artificial intelligence,” a term I actually came up with. Nobody was using that until I said, “That is like artificial intelligence” and then everyone said hey, that sounds great, we’ll call it “AI.” Such a strong term.

On Wednesday night, as our awful nation continued to burn and billions of axe-wielding murderers flooded into your backyards, your once so beautiful backyards, the left-wing lunatic Kamala picked as her running mate. They call him Tim Walz, and he’s a real beauty, let me tell you. because someone told us to say that.

I’m not sure why, really, I don’t even know what “tampon” means. And I don’t care because he’s a radical leftist who will destroy our country and turn our shopping malls into prisons where they’ll lock up their political enemies, especially your favorite president, me. Tim Walz, they call him.

It’s pronounced “walls,” and I have to say, I usually like walls. I built a big one all along our southern border, a huge, strong, beautiful wall, and Mexico paid for it. It was the greatest wall anyone ha.