By Reuben Abati “Bros how you dey oh” “Omo, body still dey inside cloth. We dey push am.” How for do? Man no die, man no leave one place, all of us just dey.

” “God works in mysterious ways.” “But how you come take this their cabinet reshuffle?” “Underwhelming. An anti-climax.

What is all the noise about? I can’t see it.” “Which noise?” “The President had announced the cabinet reshuffle a month ago. Then he travelled abroad and we were told he didn’t want to be put under pressure by anybody.

Then he returns from England and France and he says, he is announcing eight key actions to boost efficiency. I don’t see what he has done that will increase any efficiency.” “The Ministry of the Niger Delta is now a Ministry of Regional Development.

That is something in case you are looking for something.” “Just a bloated bureaucracy. The Ministry of Niger Delta caters to the interest of the oil producing states which stretch beyond the South South.

It includes states like Imo, Abia and Ondo. How about the people of the North Central. They have HYPADEC but that is a development Commission focusing on hydro power.

The North East Development Commission is targeted at banditry. I don’t see a convergence. What I see is confusion.

I can’t see light or sense in the decision.” “Maybe you will see sense then in the merger of the Ministry of Tourism with the Ministry of Arts, Culture and the Creative Economy.” “No.

I do not either. The Ministry .