The Dragon Age series loves to spotlight sex and romance. It’s a big part of developer BioWare’s marketing for the upcoming Dragon Age: The Veilguard, which will include romantic routes for each of its seven companions . With romance comes sex scenes, and those are always a pillar of what BioWare fans have come to expect in their love stories.
So with The Veilguard on its way this fall, we figured we’d look back at sex and romance in the Dragon Age series and see who is the best lover in Thedas. We’re ranking each game separately, so we’re starting with 2014’s Dragon Age: Inquisition, which had some of the more elaborate sex scenes BioWare had ever put out at that time. Let’s see which member of the Inquisition knows how to lay down pipe.
The only reason Inquisition’s elven mage ranks at the bottom of the list of bangin’ is because he doesn’t have a sex scene. In fact, his romantic relationship is the only one that doesn’t reach a, well, climax. Solas breaks things off with the Inquisitor before things get hot and heavy.
In the Trespasser DLC, he lays bare (sorry) that he didn’t want things to go that far while still hiding the truth of his nature as the elven trickster god the Dread Wolf. Thanks, I guess? Sorry to the Solasmancers for your decade-long slow burn. Wishing you well in Dragon Age: The Veilguard this fall.
It’s pretty fitting that Josephine’s love scene is one of the more tame ones in Inquisition. She’s meant to be the group’s prim.