Sometimes, there's a post that's so poorly phrased it spawns a thread of absolute belly laughs. This is one of those threads, courtesy the Associated Press: Al Roker's Sweet Potato Poon, a delicious dish with a side of mystery https://t.co/Vj2DTqpL62 Look, this writer loves her some sweet potatoes on Thanksgiving.
She's never heard it referred to as that , before. It's apparently an old-fashioned term for sweet potato casserole, but we highly recommend not Googling it. The mystery is which intern is getting fired for this headline.
Also, I’m canceling Thanksgiving. Yeah, this writer is passing on the sweet potatoes this year. I thought the sweet potato poon was when you grab her by her *censored* and then you position your *censored*in her *censored*, and then using a potato you *censored* *censored* *censored*.
Oh don't forget the mayo. We actually gigglesnorted. Al Roker making the poon: pic.
twitter.com/EUAigdtCRL Aaaaaand now we're dead. “I’ve eaten so much of Al Roker’s poon, I couldn’t possibly take another bite”.
Sorry by this doesn’t sound right. No. No, it does not.
"I'll take 'Dishes I never ever want to ask my Grandmother to pass at Thanksgiving' for $800, Alex." Right? We couldn't ask our grandmothers to pass that . pic.
twitter.com/nciAIl4o9i Laughed out loud. Jesus Christ pic.
twitter.com/qrPgHNK1g2 Crying. Laughing.
"Poon" pic.twitter.com/LAAqZgC6Kn The perfect meme for this situation.
Al Roker's WHAT?!? pic.twitter.com/pXg6LlLa2q That was our facial.