One’s a legendary banker, the other is a media pro with a Midas touch. Both their names start with a vowel and both tried to outdo one another over the weekend, hosting a famous desi Wall Street name, known as a conversationalist, commentator and (recent) critic of capitalism. Considering the guest lists we can assure you both dos offered a great networking session.

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