Elon Musk gets most of the hate around here due to his incessant need to force himself into the conversation every goddamn minute with yet another bigoted, hateful opinion . Plus, you know, there’s also all the problems Tesla’s had with sexual harassment, racism and worker injuries due to dangerous working conditions. Mark Zuckerberg deserves similar levels of hate, but he generally avoids anything having to do with transportation, so we don’t really cover him much.
Except now he’s revealed his daily driver, and I’m sorry, but it kicks ass. In an Instagram post showing off an update to Meta’s new smart glasses that only have a four-hour battery life, Hoonigan co-founder Brian Scotto asked what he drives. As one of the wealthiest people in the world, the obvious choice here would be for him to simply never drive on public roads ever again.
Buy the fanciest luxury Sprinter you can get your hands on and don’t look back. Alternatively, since he’s rich as shit, maybe he dailies a Ferrari or something, right? Wrong. The dude mostly drives a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing .
Now, he never mentioned whether his Blackwing is a manual or automatic, so I’m not going to force you to imagine Zuck driving a manual CT5-V Blackwing, but it’s also hard to wrap my mind around the genocide android doing anything remotely cool despite what the Washington Post would have you believe. The guy’s just a dork-ass loser who got his start with a creepier version of Hot or Not that nearly.