Mike Hadge Pop Culture Are you a Colleen Hoover reader? If not, she’s a young adult romance fiction novelist best known for 2016’s Does that title sound particularly familiar at this exact moment in history? That’s because it’s just been turned into a film starring Blake Lively and there’s speculation that there has since the press tour launched. Oh, Hoover also sells a whole lotta books, with 28.9 million sold to date.

(Those are some numbers right there.) If you a Colleen Hoover reader, you may have noticed a recurring theme in her . No, I’m not talking about longing or self-actualization or trauma-breaking.

I speak, naturally, of marine-grade polymer. Okay, so if your profession does not involve deck furniture, it helps for context here to know that marine-grade polymer is It’s meant to survive the elements and last a long time, hence its wide use is the item. You might be thinking, wow he sure is talking a lot about marine-grade polymer right now.

Friend, I ain’t got nothing on Colleen Hoover in that department. Lately, on the internet, of Hoover’s cited her strange, repeated references to marine-grade polymer. There’s something going on here.

Take a look: My friend and I once tried to read It Ends With Us together and it’s very bad in a lot of ways. For example, why does Colleen Hoover keep mentioning marine-grade polymer? It comes up so many times. It’s so funny.

Why is she doing this It’s clearly not just a fluke. The discovery has led to some.