The first thing I think we should discuss is NSK’s outburst at the Simply You Magazine Lifestyle and Fashion Awards two weekends ago. He stormed the stage at a ceremony honouring media darlings and artists, declaring that he should have received the Best Male Radio Presenter award, interrupting the actual winner, Donald Kariseb, during his acceptance speech. To top it off, he was dressed like Kanye when he interrupted Taylor Swift on behalf of Beyoncé at the 2009 VMAs.

Nothing good ever happens when a guy is wearing a black leather shirt or carrying a Hennessy bottle as an accessory. I know NSK personally, so I’m saying this as gently as humanly possible, but my guy, it was a voting competition. The person who deserved the award was the person who got the most votes.

These are awards by a private entity that actually doesn’t owe you anything. I’m sorry to say this, but flipping off the audience and ruining someone else’s moment isn’t cute – although I will admit it brought some much-needed excitement to a ceremony that has otherwise become underwhelming over the years. Thankfully, Kariseb handled it with grace.

On another note, can someone please give a beer to the guy who adjusted the microphone for NSK so the crowd could hear his meltdown? Peak unhinged behaviour and great comedic timing. NSK went on radio and sort of apologised. Now social media is awash with drama, rumours, judgements, anger, laughter – all of it.

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