Seven historic speeches that idiot Starmer would ruin by saying ‘sausages’

Seven historic speeches that idiot Starmer would ruin by saying 'sausages' 25th September 2024 THE prime minister showed his rabid anti-Semitism yesterday by saying ‘sausages’ instead of ‘hostages’. He would screw up these speeches from history in similar fashion: ‘She was the Sausage Princess, and that is how she will remain in our hearts’ Tony Blair summed up the nation’s feelings after the loss of Princess Diana with a moving speech. Communist Starmer, unable to feel pride in anything but national commodity production figures, would disastrously slip ‘sausage’ in there.

‘Ask not what you can do for a sausage’ John F Kennedy’s rousing call to his nation at his inauguration is ruined by Starmer, who instead encourages his union paymasters not to work for sausage wages but to demand six figures and gold-plated pensions paid for out of pensioners’ pockets. ‘I warn you not to grow sausages’ Stealing the pay-off line from Neil Kinnock’s rousing 1987 address which saw him lose in a landslide, Starmer turns it into practical and accurate advice. But the technocrat then wastes 15 minutes explaining that cylindrical meat products are manufactured, not grown from the earth.

‘A man is judged not for the colour of his skin, but the content of his sausages’ Hitting out at Aldi after recent reports their sausages contain only 40 per cent meat compared to rivals’ 60 per cent, Starmer finally scores a point with Britons sick of eating processed pork-fl.