A tourist in Thailand was gored by a cow. Now, to 's army as the country continues its and . Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, was reportedly just dumped by his girlfriend, so he decided to strip, then make his way toward a male bull before he turned on a female tied to a wooden fence nearby.
But the cow wasn't having it — she reportedly pinned Kuvshinov to the ground and gored him after he tried to mount her. He was then arrested and taken to the hospital by the police. He now faces deportation to Russia for the heinous act, where he might also be conscripted into Putin's army.
He'd subsequently have to go to war in Ukraine. Kuvshinov is reportedly a beauty industry marketing specialist who has lived outside of Russia since a couple of weeks after Putin invaded Ukraine in February 2022. He apparently left to avoid conscription into the war.
He made lots of money from his business projects, the reported. His first stop after Russia was Antalya, Turkey, in 2022, where he lived and worked before moving to do the same in Dubai, then Thailand as of May this year. A few months ago, Kuvshinov was reportedly dumped by his girlfriend, who subsequently blocked him on social media.
So, naturally, Kuvshinov decided to enlist the help of Donald Trump and Putin to get her back. The girlfriend was reportedly from Casablanca and worked as a flight attendant for an international airline. To Putin, Kuvshinov reportedly said he was ready to be conscripted if he could get her back.
That could very well .