The stars of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” are an accomplished bunch. They have reality TV stardom, beautiful homes, and glamorous outfits. And as we learned this week, all but one of them is housebroken.
Jenn Pedranti organizes a nice get-together for the women. She’s got a bartender mixing frozen margaritas with the housewives choice of salt or tajin on the rims. There’s a taco bar.
And there’s a fun game, too, with giant Jenga bricks on which the housewives are invited to write truth or dare challenges. Uh-oh. “Who do you hate?” is the truth that Alexis Bellino draws.
Surprisingly, she does not say Shannon Storms Beador, the former girlfriend of Alexis’s boyfriend John Janssen . “I hate the devil!” Alexis screams, launching the message and the brick it’s written on into the fireplace. “You’re going in the fire!” “Of course, I get this one,” groans Gina Kirschenheiter as she reveals a brick on which is written, “How big is his (ego)?” “It’s big enough,” she replies.
Heather Dubrow gets off easy with a dare to bark like a dog. “Yip! Yip! Yip!” go her high-pitched barks. Of course, Heather would be a perfect little froufrou doggy.
“Show me your (wazoo)” is the dare Katie Ginella receives, and after groaning for a moment, she does, in fact, show her bethonged bottom to Tamra, who, of course, wrote that one. Tamra, in turn, is challenged by her brick to drop her drawers and pee in the yard. Will Tamra do this? How can a.