This has happened to me: one time, a friend and I were talking about taking a trip, and she casually mentioned we could potentially use her dad's private plane service. I was like, "We can use his now?" "Long story short, he was the son of the Mexican president, and we even flew in an official aircraft. Since then, everyone has wanted to be his friend and get free stuff.

We are still good pals. He's a politician now." —Anonymous "Fast forward 6 months, and a group of us are chatting about COVID.

At some point, this roommate mentioned how hard it was when her chauffeur got COVID because she didn’t have a driver's license. This was the first we had heard about a family chauffeur, but nobody was really surprised. There were some murmurs of 'oh yeah, that must’ve sucked.

..' Then she said it wasn’t a big deal because she had just borrowed her brother’s chauffeur.

That's when we realized it wasn’t a family driver; each member of her family had their own designated chauffeur." —Anonymous "His bumpers were ripped off, and the bottom of his car was completely f***ed up. But he just shrugged and said, 'Meh, my dad owes me a new one anyway.

' My mind was blown that someone could total a car without any anxiety about how they could afford to fix it and that he was just going to be handed a brand-new one." — "Even that didn’t set off the alarms of just how rich he was. It wasn’t until he, at 16, took a private flight from Tennessee to New York to surprise me for my birt.