VWeekend Don't miss out on the headlines from VWeekend. Followed categories will be added to My News. W e’re all starting to accept that Halloween is a tradition that although isn’t ours, is here to stay.
As you gear up for another year of pounding the pavement in your makeshift ensemble, here’s what your Halloween costume says about you! ● The garbage bag: “We’re not even American!” you mutter as you search through your dump drawers for something your kid can wear for an impromptu trick or treat. “Here, wear this” you say as you whack a garbage bag over their head. You’re tempted to freak the neighbours out by then putting them in the boot but you resist as you already look like a shitty enough mum for not spending the last three weeks at Spotlight like the other mums who also volunteer for canteen duty.
Gross. You love your kids but you’re also a feminist and resent the pressure to be a Holly Hobbie. ‘Too racy for television’: Sonia Kruger’s comment to Nikki Osborne that led to floods of complaints Nikki Osborne: What your favourite workout secretly says about you ● The face paint: You’re a step up from the garbage bag parent but are you really? You also think this adopted American custom celebrating death is a load of crap but bite the bullet and drop $4.
95 at Coles on some questionable zombie paint. It can’t be any worse than the toxins in the Reject Shop chemical bags of lollies the kids will be having punch-ons over can it? You’re the.