MY all-time favourite theatre review was about a play called: Why? The critic wrote one word: “Exactly.” I thought of this when I heard that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will embark on a four-day tour of Colombia this Thursday. They’re going at the invitation of the country’s first black Vice President, Francia Marquez, who gushed that the renegade royal duo “have the exceptional opportunity to engage with elders, youth and women who embody the aspirations and voices of Colombians .

. . and illuminate Colombia’s role as a beacon of culture and innovation”.

Watch Piers' explosive interviews on his Uncensored YouTube channel here How nice for them all. But why is this being allowed to happen? READ MORE FROM PIERS MORGAN Meghan and Harry aren’t real royals these days. They don’t do any actual duties for the institution which conferred their titles on them — they just line their pockets with cash in America by constantly trashing their families, and the monarchy, in the media.

So, what gives them the right to prance around the world pretending to be proper royals, on quasi- official visits? There are so many things wrong about this. Most read in Royals First, the laughable hypocrisy of them going to one of the world’s most dangerous places — both the UK and US government websites warn travellers to Colombia about the elevated risk of terrorism, kidnapping, rape and robbery — after all of Harry’s whiny demands for taxpayer-funded royal security when h.