The other day, while I was packing my shopping at breakneck speed at the tills of a well-known budget supermarket, the cashier struck up a conversation about Halloween plans. It wasn’t something I had given much thought to on account of the fact that the only social engagements I tend to RSVP yes to these days are the ones where it’s OK to rock up in jeans and a dog hair-covered fleece. But as he started chatting away about a party he was attending with friends, it got me thinking about a raft of fun-packed, topical fancy-dress costumes.

Here are some of my favourites. Olympic heroes Cast your mind back to the summer. Paris 2024 proffers a slew of inspiration, with the added bonus that they mostly involve wearing a tracksuit and comfy trainers.

You could dress-up as Australian breakdancer Rachael Gunn, aka “Raygun”, who found her name etched into the annals of sporting history for all the wrong reasons after she failed to impress the judges, scored a zero and her signature “kangaroo” move became a meme. Or how about a Superman/Stephen Nedoroscik mash-up? The US athlete was nicknamed the “Clark Kent of gymnastics” after he casually whipped off his glasses and stepped up from the sidelines to perform a blistering pommel horse routine and secure team bronze. Read more Gen Z don't want to be middle managers - good on them, I reckon How hummus became a barometer for the mood of the middle classes The trouble with getting older? It sneaks up on you by stealth Then t.