Michael Myers Halloween Slasher Movies Ranked By It’s the spookiest day of the year, meaning there’s perhaps no better time to take a look back at the iconic Halloween slasher franchise and rank them from worst to best. Obviously, the crème de la crème of the series remains John Carpenter’s original entry, released way back in 1978, but the remaining list (ranked from worst to best) may surprise you. As always, feel free to rank the Michael Myers movies as you see fit in the comments below, though for the love of Michael Myers and all that is Laurie Strode, keep your comments civil.
There’s no need for an “Evil dies tonight” mob over a list based off of one man’s opinion. After successfully reinvigorating the franchise with , the powers that be decided to toss out the goodwill established in favor of more blood and guts nonsense. Jamie Lee Curtis looks positively bored in an early cameo that sees her beloved character die in the most , while a cast consisting of Tyra Banks, Busta Rhymes, and Sean Patrick Thomas mumbles their way through pedestrian dialogue and a series of half-assed kills.
It’s utter rubbish at best and, even worse, boring and predictable. (2009) The first 15 or so minutes of Rob Zombie’s are absolutely stellar. Picking up where Zombie’s original film left off, we see Michael chase Laurie to a nearby hospital where he quickly murders Octavia Spencer and a handful of nurses and security guards before turning his sights on our leading la.