In pursuit of bloom times Bored this summer? Hark. Luck is schlepping your way. New York Botanical Garden.

An “Alice in Wonderland” tea party for 12 mad hatters. Private tour, sandwiches, tea, Champagne. Art by Yoko Ono.

It’s done by a division of the Robb Report called “The Vault.” And that’s what you need to afford it. Looking into that looking glass costs $69,000.

If the March Hare, Tweedledee and whatsisname, the Cheshire Cat and Queen of Hearts show up, know this once-in-a-lifetime bargain will end in late October. Be grateful. I’m just trying to help you.

Praise God you don’t blow it. Ends with a private tea party someplace. Plus gourmet treats, organic juices, specialty teas and Champagne.

Plus a sommelier to help create your own home blend. Plus a talk on tea’s healing properties plus unexpected features of mushrooms plus whatever’s psilocybin. French import Already up to your rompers in the Olympics? Know Usher’s new concert film just shot there and it’s in theaters Sept.

12. It’s “Usher: Rendezvous in Paris.” Having already done the Super Bowl, the Champs-Élysées is barely a baguette to him.

Short booking Still bored and cranky, Jane Ubell-Meyer wrote this book in seven days “From ‘Wanting’ to Having It! The Non-Freaking Negotiable Manifesting Method for Love, Cash, Career, and Even Parking Spaces!” The title took six of the seven days. “War and Peace” it’s not. The thing’s 38 pages.

And only $2.99. My column’s sho.