Royals Don't miss out on the headlines from Royals. Followed categories will be added to My News. I’m personally so very glad – nay, deeply grateful – that Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex has gone into the preserves biz.
The opportunities for puns are endless: Jam-packed. In a jam. Jammed up.
A sweet deal. Spread too thin. So pick one or two of these that are your favourites and insert them here, because today we find ourselves in a sticky situation.
(I make no apologies). Which is, did America’s InStyle magazine, an outlet hardly known for its biting quippery, just use the duchess’ proto conserves empire to deliver an eyebrow singer? This week, Meghan was back, choosing the red carpet at the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles’ annual gala for her re-emergence after seven weeks of high-end hausfrau-ing or whatnot back in Montecito while Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex was off trying to gladhand his way back into the global good books. (If it wasn’t quite a full relaunch, he at least made it onto the launch pad for the engines to spew some fumes and to rev the engines).
The Duchess of Sussex returned to the spotlight this week, and one US publication had something brutal to say about her career. Luckily Meghan knows how to give good story, choosing for the Children’s Hospital event a reworked version of the striking red Carolina Herrera gown she first wore in November 2021, which was handily immortalised by Netflix’s cameras. This de-skirted, pared back iterati.