The Weekly columnist is besotted and tells why the kids deserve a Fair Go ! Last week, Kevin Milne was forced to go into hiding. Admittedly, it was more a self-imposed situation. The popular broadcaster didn’t want to go out in public and have to fend off curious stares or comments from people wondering if he’d got into a fight or asking, “What on earth happened to your forehead?” You see, the semi-retired 75-year-old had been embracing his (raucous) inner child on weekly babysitting duty and had got carried away making his grandson Benny, two, roar with laughter.

After putting saucepans on their heads to wear as funny hats, Kevin then found a colourful propeller-type toy that’s designed to stick on a bench or window..