It would be great to start this article with a diaper joke, but the only one we know stinks...
Have you ever been to a concert and midway through the set comes the creeping sensation of needing to go to the bathroom? The inconvenience poses the gig-goer’s dilemma: either sacrifice your spot and face the crowds on the way out and back, or hold it in for the nutrients. And try not to soil yourself – at all costs. One company, however, has come up with a third option: adult rock ’n’ roll nappies.
US water brand company , famous for selling canned water in the States under the tagline “murder your thirst”, has designed a rather fetching diaper designed to prevent gig-goers from needing those pesky toiler breaks. The company partnered with Depend, an adult incontinence pad company, and they explained: “If you've been to a concert, you know the scariest place isn't the mosh pit. It's the bathroom.
Now you can avoid having to brave that hellscape with the new Pit Diaper.” Quite why they decided to make it look like a rock’n’roll cod piece straight from Mad Max’s The Wasteland remains unexplained. Indeed, as you can see below, the black “cruelty-free pleather” nappy comes with metal studs, a chain and a gold skull.
Their limited-edition Pit Diaper went on sale for $75 (€72) and it could have gone one of two ways: 1) “What fresh hell is this? No mosher with any self-respect would relieve themselves in a pit! Who would buy this??” or 2) “Take my money .