Today, Nigeria blows out 64 candles on her independence cake. It is hard not to marvel at the journey we have had so far. From the promising dreams of 1960 to the Elysian situation we find ourselves in today, it has been one heck of a sweet ride; sweeter than thaumatin.
Let us reflect. Since gaining independence from British colonial rule, we have nailed the art of self-governance. We have proven that nothing says sovereignty quite like our signature blend of political stability.
Our transparent leadership and strength in democracy are excellent. Our leaders have mastered the fine art of governance with a flair for the spectacular. Democracy has reached such epic heights that even the gods look down in envy.
Nigerians have the absolute power to vote in who they deem fit without any interference. Vote buying is history. Every leader knows the desires of the people before they even utter a word.
Elections have become the ultimate display of pure spectacle. Voters now cast their votes via brain devices. Elections happen in milliseconds, with results delivered before breakfast, announced with fireworks, vuvuzelas, and orchestras in every city.
Corruption is practically extinct. Politicians now compete to see who can be the most honest. They willingly declare their assets at every public event.
Lawmakers carry out their constituency projects with excitement. Governors transform their states with security votes and IGR. Gone are the days of bribery.
Now, politicians refuse even a f.