1. The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole: 2. The person with the thinnest cheese known to man: 3.
The person who learned one of life's most valuable lessons: 4. The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair: 5. The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it: 6.
The person whose shoes are no longer their own: 7. The person who messed around with the wrong printer: 8. The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping: 9.
The person who had an unexpected friend pop in at dinner: 10. The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster: 11. The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their life: 12.
The person whose house is about to stank: 13. The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future: 14. The person who got a little extra treat with their whipped cream: 15.
The person who just discovered a new species: 16. The person who needs to have a serious talk with their loved ones: 17. The person who also experienced a fate worse than death: 18.
The person who's about to solve the world's worst mystery: 19. The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast: 20. The person who I'm afraid just blue themself: 21.
And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land: Mmmm...
delicious wall..