For weeks, Democrats have been laying into JD Vance for being “weird.” It’s an odd take. If being bright, articulate and successful with a beautiful family is weird, then sign me up.
But now I’m starting to think the libs might have a point...
TMZ snapped a photo of Vance over the weekend taking a swim in sunny Southern California. What’s so weird about that, you wonder? Well, he left his shirt on. #JDVance went for a dip at The Lodge at Torrey Pines Saturday — a luxury resort in La Jolla — hopping in the pool with his shirt still on.
Check out the pics: https://t.co/d41LmRjCYH pic.twitter.
com/nBN4FuFYte — TMZ (@TMZ) September 8, 2024 Sorry, I’m no lib, but I’m not a partisan hack either; I gotta call a spade a spade. A man swimming with his shirt on is WEIRD. If you’re a chubby teenager, you get a pass — kind of.
Just know you draw far more attention to yourself, and whatever insecurity you’re trying to hide, when a sopping wet t-shirt clings to the more unflattering parts of your body. But if you’re a grown man, it’s time to nut up and deal. Vance seems like a pretty confident guy, so what gives? Is it a body image thing? What horrifying skin condition is he hiding from the American people? Does he have a malformed twin brother growing under there? By all means, he’s a good looking and reasonably fit guy.
He doesn’t have to be as ripped as RFK Jr.; if Barack Obama is comfortable airing his dainty little arms out at the beach, there’s no r.