I’m 45 and Taking part in a Grandmother. Am I Performed? Expensive Remy, I’ve been an actress for over 20 years, and I’ve simply landed a task in a brand new TV present. Sounds nice, proper? Besides I’ve been forged as a grandmother.

I’m 45. I’ve nonetheless bought abs, Remy! I do sizzling yoga 4 instances every week and will in all probability bench-press my 30-year-old co-star, however as a substitute, I’m apparently spending my scenes knitting and reminiscing about “the great ol’ days.” The actor taking part in my grandson is 30.

Thirty! I may date him in actual life (and consider me, I’ve dated in that age vary—they simply have a lot extra zeal!), however as a substitute, I’m taking part in his pricey previous grandmama. I half anticipate my subsequent scene to be me handing him a tough sweet and telling him how I met Grandpa at Woodstock (spoiler: I used to be not alive throughout Woodstock). I’m apprehensive that is it.

That quickly I’ll be forged because the clever neighbor who arms out casseroles or the eccentric aunt who offers cryptic recommendation whereas pruning roses? I’ve already accepted the position, however what does this imply for my future? Ought to I simply begin searching for cardigans and shawls now? Have a walker or two on standby? Yours, Grand-dame, not Grandma Expensive Grand-dame, You’re proper—Hollywood has this charming behavior of shoving actresses into “older lady” roles lengthy earlier than they’re prep.