Name’s a no-no MAJOR news from the Isle of Lewis, where Tesco has confirmed it will begin opening on Sundays, despite some local objection. This breaks with a long tradition of observing the Sabbath, with Sunday, of course, being the traditional day of rest. The Moderator of the General Assembly of the Free Church of Scotland previously urged the supermarket to reconsider.

However, the Tesco store director in the Highland and Islands said the company had received positive feedback to the plans. “A tad ironically,” says Diary correspondent John Mulholland, “the director’s name is..

. Christian Davies.” Dazzled by dairy THE teenage daughter of Fiona Weir from Giffnock doesn’t know much about fancy continental food, though she’s starting to learn, having recently discovered a French cheese lurking in the family fridge.

“Is there really a cheese called brie?” she asked Fiona, in tones of awe and wonder. Fiona admitted this was, indeed, the case. “Wow,” gasped the teen.

“Does this mean there’s a Hollywood star called Cheese Larson?” Hard to relate THE Diary doesn’t often delve into the darker side of life, though we recently reported on a couple having a tiff in the Newton Mearns Marks & Spencer. Relationship expert James Ingles warns: “Remember, folks. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

” Chris Robertson tells us he’s never had a weight problem, though he concedes that he’ll have to go on a serious diet if he wants to fit through th.