Pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati seems conflicted on whether he's allowed to joke about his own pole ...
'cause the French athlete posted a TikTok joking about his viral member, then quickly deleted it. The overnight sensation shared a clip of himself eating in a dining common area ..
. a thousand-yard stare plastered on his face while chowing down on a pastry. In the vid, AA writes a French sentence that translates to, "POV: You make more buzz for your package than for your performances" .
.. so, clearly he knows his pole's getting more attention than the pole-vaulting final.
It seems Ammirati regretted his decision ...
deleting the TikTok soon after, though it's unclear why -- but, the internet's forever, and fans recorded the clip. Goodnight from the #Olympics pic.twitter.
com/8Esx22dmCX ICYMI ...
Anthony finished short of medaling at the Paris Olympics ...
even though he'd completely cleared the crossbar -- 'cause his massive bulge slapped the bar down ...
and his gold medal dreams with it. While a nightmare for any athlete ..
. there's a silver lining if Anthony wants to get into the adult film industry -- 'cause CamSoda's offering Ammirati $250K to unleash his vaulting pole to the world on their site. BTW .
.. Sweden's Armand Duplantis took gold in the pole vault event Monday -- but, we'd say Ammirati's package is getting the Olympics People's Choice Award.
Anyhoo ...
there's always 2028 for Anthony -- or, an OnlyFans/influencer career if he's willing to vault in the nude!!!.