Eric Stonestreet made a sandwich on Instagram over the weekend that he promised his 2.6 million followers would be “the best sandwich you’ll ever eat.” Think bologna and cheese, but upscale.
“Hello everyone. I’m going to share with you ,” the former “Modern Family” star, , said in a video filmed in someone’s — his? — kitchen. He showed a paper plate holding two slices of bread.
“Focaccia or ciabatta,” he said. Next came, “the best cheese in the world” as he held up a package of stracchino. He struggled pronouncing it, noting “I’m not Italian.
I don’t know for sure but I can count on you to correct me. It is the best cheese.” He spread two chunks of the creamy, butter-like cheese on one slice of bread.
“Beautiful. Wonderful,” he said. “Then take the best lunch meat known to mankind, mortadella, and lay it on like little ribbons or pillows of meat goodness.
” He laid five, no six, slices of the sausage on the cheese-covered bread. Then he slathered more cheese on the other slice of bread, sprinkled it with extra virgin olive oil, added a pinch of salt and a tiny bit of calabrian chili oil for those who “like it spicy.” He smashed the two pieces of bread together.
“There it is. The best sandwich you’ll ever eat in your life and I’m not even kidding.” He put the sandwich in his mouth and took a crunchy bite before asking the person filming if there was anything on his face.
“Cut,” he said, and the video ended. He made t.