Manchester United manager Eric ten Hag appears to be a dead man walking after yesterday’s abject 3-0 defeat to Tottenham at Old Trafford. Photo: Martin Rickett/PA Frankly my dears, Manchester United don’t give a damn. The team’s performance against Spurs was one long yawn of indifference.

The players look like they couldn’t care less. Erik ten Hag doesn’t give a damn about anything beyond preserving his job from week to week. Long-term vision is a luxury the ‘sighing Dutchman’ can’t afford.

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