First things first, a little Biblical history lesson, for context's sake. Absalom, meaning, “father of peace”, was David's third son by his wife Maacah. Absalom's story is a cautionary tale for male-to-male relationships.
It teaches kings that, among other things, the bro code is just that, a code. And such a code – flimsy and flippant as a Kenyan politician's promises – is not something a king should stake his life and legacy on. In the Biblical story, Absalom had carnal knowledge of all his father’s concubines on the palace rooftop, in broad daylight, as all of Israel watched.
That was done primarily to usurp David's royal authority as well as emasculate and humiliate him. Kings beware. A brother with this type of spirit does not have boundaries.
With him, anything goes. He will charm or force his way into your bae’s boudoir, then post his egregious transgression on all social media platforms. He does not just want to take your palace, but to also violently rob you of your peace, ego, pride and purpose.
In short, he wants to off you. Read: To say this brother is easy on the eye is an understatement. He is not handsome.
He is the most beautiful man in your neck of the woods. He knows this and uses it to achieve his ends. But, dear king, do not let outside appearances and a good, peaceable name fool you.
This brother has an ugly strife-filled heart. This brother can charm a viper out of its poisonous pants. He can be a great wingman.
Without uttering a word, girls.