This week’s episode resumes in medias makeout, with Danni and Gary kissing in the water. If I wasn’t so against this coupling, I’d be impressed by their ability to tread water while smooching. Gary makes this affair grosser, of course, by saying in an interview that he sees Danni more as a little sister.

When the off-screen producer presses him on this, he admits alcohol was a big factor. He hasn’t learned from his mistakes. Surprisingly, Danni doesn’t see it as a mistake and would kiss him again.

She’s given up on Keith because he wasn’t picking up on her moves. It seems like she even wants a goodnight kiss from Gary as they part ways, but he keeps it chaste. In the morning, Danni decides to keep quiet about the kiss.

Gary compliments her, saying she looks “fresh as a daisy.” Even subconsciously he compares every woman to Daisy! Speaking of Daisy, Gary tells her he kissed Danni, and she immediately calls it a fuck-up. Daisy also saves me a Google by reminding him that Danni is 11 years younger than him.

She posits he was looking for validation. At this, Gary calls Daisy crazy and is done with the discussion. What did he expect out of this conversation? Daisy to get jealous and profess her undying love for him? Oh wait, that’s exactly what he wants.

Danni also doesn’t keep it a secret for long. She tells Diana, who wishes she was more like Danni and less shy. Keith also fills Emma in on the night out she missed, where he feels like he and Danni had a bre.