IT’S busy, busy, busy for Meghan and Harry. Freshly returned to their Montecito mansion from the Colombian leg of their Worldwide Privacy Tour (© South Park) the hunt for new staff begins in earnest. 7 Somehow Harry and Meghan, Bogota’s favourite lowercase royals, managed to carry off their South American sojourn without some chiselled Yank acting as a Chief of Staff Credit: Splash 7 Josh Kettler has mysteriously jumped ship as the Duke and Duchess' Chief of Staff Credit: Instagram / @aisha_achimugu Somehow Bogota’s favourite lowercase royals managed to carry off this South American sojourn without some chiselled Yank acting as their Chief of Staff.
But they simply had to make do after Josh Kettler mysteriously jumped ship after only three months just as the pair were due to climb aboard the presumably carbon-neutral organic tofu-fuelled aircraft that shuttled them to the home of Harry’s once recreational drug of choice. But never again! It’s time to syphon off some cash from those Suits DVD royalties and invest in a handful of new underlings to hire and then fire within a few months. You will have at least three years’ experience of misinterpreting throwaway remarks as racism or xenophobia, and must demonstrate a poor grip on reality, extreme gullibility and hold a degree level qualification in victimhood.
In keeping with all pseudo-royal vacancies, a list of available jobs is first printed in His Majesty’s Press, so only the highest quality candidates are ent.