Much like that ex-boyfriend who won't stop sliding into your DMs, is back and we cannot seem to quit it. Though it sounds like we're in for a pretty great season thanks to THE Jenn Tran, who is an absolute delight. And honestly, her contestants seem pretty great too? Which brings us to 27-year-old Sam McKinney, aka Sam M.

, aka Jenn's First Impression Rose winner. Based on the fact that he secured that all-important and extremely traumatized flower (it SAW THINGS), Sam is a serious contender, so let's dive into what we know about him—plus some spoilers. He's From the South (and Has the Accent to Prove It) Sam is from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, so it goes without saying that he knows his way around a minigolf course.

His job? Working as a contractor, IN CASE YOU COULDN'T TELL from the numerous clips ABC aired of him looking hunky whilst cutting wood. And honestly, if it doesn't work out with Jenn, Sam might have a shot with the person who writes ABC's bios because they..

.are thirsty: He Wants to Get Married and Have Kids Apparently Sam—who was homeschooled—has "always been a relationship guy" and his "ultimate dream" is to be a husband and father. He's had at least one serious relationship and apparently he's very loyal.

To the point where...

. Cheating Is His "No.1 Deal-Breaker" Makes sense, considering he ended an engagement to his middle school girlfriend after she cheated on him.

"There was just no repairing that relationship," he said during premiere. "That was def.