As we enter AEW’s busiest season – the All In to All Out to WrestleDream to Full Gear to World’s End Incredicoaster – just know that I’m am writing this piece, this preview to AEW’s “WrestleMania,” while dealing with two cats. Yup. You read that right.
Two. Cats. One is old and doesn’t want to play.
The other is young and wants nothing more than to constantly harass its elder. Yes, Matt “Two Cats” Fowler is having a tough go of things. If only they could settle things the way all things should be settled: in the ring.
In a Texas Death Match. Which is just called a Death Match here since I’m in Texas. Likewise, a Hell in a Cell Match is just called a In a Cell Match.
I'll offer All In match predictions, sure, but nothing formal (as if this is ever formal). I always hold back with AEW because it has so much TV that it’s hard to figure out the Opposite Momentum equation. That being said, we also most likely saw the last in-ring segments from Danielson and Strickland on Cardiff Dynamite this week.
Likewise for Mercedes and Britt. Basically the bigger guns. I can’t imagine they’ll be on Rampage or Collision.
Of course, I could just look up the spoilers since Collish was taped with Dynamite and Rampsh was taped last week. But that requires more open tabs. I’m still going with Daniel Bryan beating Swerve (and then Swerve regaining the belt at All Out or WrestleDream).
It could go either way, of course, but I think AEW, and this event, needs this endin.